In my post toddler years I always hated  a couple of those older Disney Princesses. I avoided watching them when they were on because I knew that is was just going to be a big cringe-fest and leaving me a troubled feeling at the pit of my stomach.

I don’t know that much of what happens to them after they get with the prince and those stupid straight to DVD sequels don’t count for me.

Ariel (the little mermaid) She left a Kingdom under the sea where she can explore, go on adventures looking for treasure and do whatever she wants to be cooped up in a castle where she would just sit, look pretty and talk to about one or two people. That has to be the worst deal in the world! It would’ve been better if the movie was like Splash and the guy had the ability to breath underwater and he can visit Ariel without her sacrificing so much. What if the marriage doesn’t work out? Where the hell will she go? She doesn’t know that many humans except for the Prince. Ursula is already dead so it would be difficult for her to get back.

I see her probably selling herself on the street to support herself but only people with fish fetishes will be her customers. Jumping into a marriage without thinking of the consequences is a bad idea. Lucky Disney gave a happily ever after ending.

Cinderella yeah yeah she was abused and treated like a slave by her family but Cinderella was no saint. She’s the biggest animated gold digger I know. From rags to glamerized riches is what almost every rap song is about aside from sex.

Prince: Ummmmm what’s this charge in my credit card?
Cindy: I always use your card when I go to the casino.
Prince:$500000!
Cindy: Yeah I also bought some new dishes and dresses.
Prince: I bought you a new dress last week.
Cindy: That was last weeks style I want to keep up with Snow White.
Prince: I think it’s time you get a job.
Cindy: No.
Prince:…….
Cindy:…..
Prince: *bitch slap*

What should have happen was to order her talking rats to eat step-mother and step-sister alive in their sleep and turn their home into a tailor/dress making business since the rats are so crafty. It could’ve been very successful but nooooooooo she just did it easy and married rich.

Subtle sexist stereotypes made to look cute with songs and talking animals really piss me off.

An Ullzang is a young Korean man or woman who is knows how to be photogenic and an extreme camera whore with unbelievably huge eyes.

The following pictures I took from how to be an ullzang tutorial. You probably wouldn’t believe it that these two are the same person.

It’s amazing what make-up, photoshop and possibly a completely different person can make you look like you defied God.

The girl who posted the tutorial claimed that she didn’t Photoshop any of her pictures. I guess you can argue that lighting and angle changes the shape of your face and nose.

Before putting the eyelid tape and the contact lenses that make your eyes look big and then after. You can buy those Korean contact lenses over at secret eyes but I don’t recommended it because I’m sure there might be some sort of health risk especially buying something off the internet.

I skiped some steps after the middle picture but it includes applying more make up and fake eyelashes. You can see more of the transformation over at soompi.

I’m one of those people who looks drastically different with make-up. I might do this someday to make a slutty alter ego. Look out for How To Defy God part 2

I don’t know if you guys already know this but I have a vagina bed.

It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.

We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.

I’m going to use the word lola in this post meaning grandmother.

I was watching The Goonies a movie from 1985 which stars a young Sean Austin (Samwise Gamgee of Lord of The Rings) with my brother

It was a bunch of kids looking for treasure and running away from bad guys while trap in a underground cave. There was a female character who was horny and wanted to make-out with this guy every five minutes. There was even one scene when she accidentally kissed Mickey (Sam).

Brother: I bet that girl has five kids now.
Me: *observing her hornyness* Maybe six.
brother: No then that would make her a pervert.

Almost agreed till I remembered my lola had ten kids!

me: Lola is a pervert!
brother: yeah! obviously!

*laughed hysterically*

me:*pretending to use the telephone with my hand* Hello Lola?
brother: *pretending to be lola* yes?
me: ____ said that your a pervert.
brother: No he would never say that! Maybe you said it!
me: -_-;

Hey everyone. How is everyone’s holiday going? I’m going to run through what’s been going on with me for the past week

The Good

Christmas presents that I got this year weren’t two sizes too small like they were last year.

The Bad 

We had to end our Christmas/Reunion party short because my relatives started a big fight. Crying, yelling, beating, anger and blood is all you need to know.  Though that was the real highlight of the night.

The Ugly 

Yesterday I couldn’t blog because I woke up with a parasitic infection then later having a fever and worst yet I was going through my period.

Did anything worse happen to anybody?