I haven’t really blogged in a long while because lately it feels more like work. I wanted a change of pace so I’ve tried the video blogging thing but I doubt I’m going to stick with it since blogging is more my thing. Bogging is so much more rewarding with the community and all, the problem is that I have less and less passion for it.

I’m not a very good talker ^-^;. You notice their is some cuts because I say ‘and’ and ‘um’ a lot and I sort of have a ‘filipino’ accent. If you’ve been around since my threadless post you already know about the first 20 seconds of my video with my ‘rape t-shirt’. Then I talk about that weird look reporters get on the news and how to get clear beautiful skin.

I saw a lot of happy homosexuals proposing to their love ones in the news. I think they shouldn’t jump into marriage quite yet because there still going to be a vote to keep this permanent or not in November.

According to a conservative group they already have 1.5 million signatures against gay marriage rights and return marriage between a man and woman exclusively in the state of California.

What I think? I’m not a big marriage fan at all, gay or hetero. I don’t understand it why someone needs to get married but maybe I think that way because I’m still young. If I was more coked up I’d start an against marriage (period!) rally!

I think it’s funny how these conservatives think two people getting married who just so happen to have the same genitals are going to ruin their lives.

Sounds familiar? About 40 years ago interracial marriage was illegal in Virginia and people thought the same thing.
“It’s against the will of God”
“It’s unnatural”
Maybe 40 years from now gay marriage will be viewed like interracial marriage is now, mostly not a big deal. So exciting to be part of history. It would make an interesting story to tell your grandchildren.

I don’t mind other’s opinions on topics like because I’m really open and don’t mind whatever you might believe.

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In other news I’ve been invited to play the Hello Kitty MMO which is currently in closed beta right now. I know Hello Kitty has nothing to do with politics and history and I’m secretly convince she’s evil but I’m attracted to evil things.

I heard a couple days ago that a girl who is the same age as me and hung out with in elementary school was pregnant and now has a little kid. I couldn’t imagine that happening to me anytime soon. Me having a kid then it’s like saying “I want to stop having fun”
Emphasis on I because I know there are a lot of young mothers out there and I’m sure that you do a great job. But we’re two different species. Even though I believe I’m more mature than most my age I don’t think I have the mentality to take care of another human being for the rest of my life. I don’t think I would make a good mother now. When I’m in my 20s I plan to move around a lot, the whole “trying to find myself” thing and I think kids need stability.

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Speaking of moving around a lot on of the places I want to visit is Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia. It’s the world’s largest slat flat. It looks like your walking on the sky when the ground is wet. I want blindfold somebody on the way there so they could be surprised.

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My brother really misses his ex-girlfriend. Sometimes he’s in denial and says he doesn’t need her but I know he misses her. He’s been calling me her name more often. Your brother calling you by his ex-girlfriends name is really creepy.

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I sure hope there isn’t going to be a draft like the one during Vietnam war. I’m already two steps away from becoming crazy. Well if I get PTSD I can use it as my excuse for when I go on my murderous rampage and hopefully I’ll get not guilty for reason of insanity.

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This isn’t everybody, this isn’t even a majority of my blog friends. But some people/person get pissed because I don’t bother to comment on their blog. I’m sorry that your nap and the number of hours that you sit counting your toes doesn’t interest me. As a blogger you have to think like a visitor
and what would they think of your post.

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Has someone ever really liked you and you wish they don’t. Like they think your so great just because they see you so high and mighty and your really not that special. Then you realized how annoying you must’ve been to your past crushes. Gosh.

Happy valentines day everybody! I decided for this blog that I would give out relationship advice yay!

Sorry if they don’t make any sense, I’ve never been with anybody in my life but I’ll try my best to answer these question’s the best that I know.

Which should do the first move, a girl or a guy?
Depends. Which one had more to drink? I kid I kid.

Traditionally the guy is the one who makes the first move but there is nothing wrong with the girl making the first move. Women have the right to get what they want but sometimes people still get amazed by it “WHAAAT?! She kissed you first? As in SHE as in someone with a vagina SHE!?”
I think what is important is timing, understanding each others body language and consent.

My girlfriend just asked me the ‘do I look fat’ question, what do I say?
Let say she is a little meaty. If she wasn’t then why would she ask that?
Well if you love her you won’t say the following.
” Yeah. You’ve gained some weight and it’s frekin disgusting! *scrunch up you’re face* I wouldn’t be checking out other girls if you would just lose 50 more pounds. You need to save money for liposuction or something than eating all those burgers and fires at the Greasy Goblers….HOLY CRAP IS THAT CELLULITE!!!! *vomits*”
If you want to stay with her say replace that quote above with one of these.
” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love”
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
“*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”

My boyfriend doesn’t act like a real man. He wants to grow his hair long and he wears make-up! I keep telling him it’s annoying and to cut his hair but he won’t listen what do I do?

Um. Then why are you with him?
I think it’s true love when your happy with someone just the way they are. I don’t like it when people try to change others to fit their ideal. What if he went up to you and said
“Hey! Get a boob job or something Ms. Flatty Mcflatflat.” I bet you would want to get rid of him in a flash.
I think this metrosexuality is part of him and it would be a bad idea to sit and wait for it to go away. You can’t change others you can only change yourself so don’t even try.
I bet your just mad because he looks better than you.

I remember my grandmother calling me a retard because I didn’t know how to read at the age of four. She would compare me to my older brother who was a genius at that age and said I would never get to any good private school. She seemed to love verbally putting me down.

When my grandparents jewelry got stolen and their business went down the drain I considered that karma and God was on my side.

When I was five I was staying with my aunt in the mountains and I got sick . I didn’t know what was happening to me all I knew I wasn’t feeling well. I felt really hot even though it was cold. My aunt refused to treat me, I was asking for ice because I was sweating hot and my aunt thought I was being maarte (bitchy).Two days later I found out it was a fever and a toothache. My aunt blamed it on me.
“I’m never going to take you anywhere again. Why you got sick?”
It’s not my fault bitch I was five and it was fricken cold.

By the time I was seven people where telling me to grow up.
“Your a lady now you have to act like an adult”
“You can’t have dolls anymore because your big”
“Why don’t you wear make-up or something?”
“Your not a kid anymore”
“You want to go to the toy store? Wouldn’t you be embarrassed Your so old” I’m seven! WTF?!

People wonder why I’m sometimes bitter and grumpy. That’s why. I feel like a kid but everyone is always reminding me I’m an adult. So what do adults do? Suck dick? I think I’ll go suck dick right now.

I look at my younger cousin who are like 5, 7, 9 and the same family members who treated me like crap treat them like babies!I must’ve been an ugly kid or something. I’m going to do something adult like suck dick or get knocked up now. bye.

I don’t know that much of what happens to them after they get with the prince and those stupid straight to DVD sequels don’t count for me.

Ariel (the little mermaid) She left a Kingdom under the sea where she can explore, go on adventures looking for treasure and do whatever she wants to be cooped up in a castle where she would just sit, look pretty and talk to about one or two people. That has to be the worst deal in the world! It would’ve been better if the movie was like Splash and the guy had the ability to breath underwater and he can visit Ariel without her sacrificing so much. What if the marriage doesn’t work out? Where the hell will she go? She doesn’t know that many humans except for the Prince. Ursula is already dead so it would be difficult for her to get back.

I see her probably selling herself on the street to support herself but only people with fish fetishes will be her customers. Jumping into a marriage without thinking of the consequences is a bad idea. Lucky Disney gave a happily ever after ending.

Cinderella yeah yeah she was abused and treated like a slave by her family but Cinderella was no saint. She’s the biggest animated gold digger I know. From rags to glamerized riches is what almost every rap song is about aside from sex.

Prince: Ummmmm what’s this charge in my credit card?
Cindy: I always use your card when I go to the casino.
Prince:$500000!
Cindy: Yeah I also bought some new dishes and dresses.
Prince: I bought you a new dress last week.
Cindy: That was last weeks style I want to keep up with Snow White.
Prince: I think it’s time you get a job.
Cindy: No.
Prince:…….
Cindy:…..
Prince: *bitch slap*

What should have happen was to order her talking rats to eat step-mother and step-sister alive in their sleep and turn their home into a tailor/dress making business since the rats are so crafty. It could’ve been very successful but nooooooooo she just did it easy and married rich.

Subtle sexist stereotypes made to look cute with songs and talking animals really piss me off.

The following pictures I took from how to be an ullzang tutorial. You probably wouldn’t believe it that these two are the same person.

It’s amazing what make-up, photoshop and possibly a completely different person can make you look like you defied God.

The girl who posted the tutorial claimed that she didn’t Photoshop any of her pictures. I guess you can argue that lighting and angle changes the shape of your face and nose.

Before putting the eyelid tape and the contact lenses that make your eyes look big and then after. You can buy those Korean contact lenses over at secret eyes but I don’t recommended it because I’m sure there might be some sort of health risk especially buying something off the internet.

I skiped some steps after the middle picture but it includes applying more make up and fake eyelashes. You can see more of the transformation over at soompi.

I’m one of those people who looks drastically different with make-up. I might do this someday to make a slutty alter ego. Look out for How To Defy God part 2

It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.

We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.

I was watching The Goonies a movie from 1985 which stars a young Sean Austin (Samwise Gamgee of Lord of The Rings) with my brother

It was a bunch of kids looking for treasure and running away from bad guys while trap in a underground cave. There was a female character who was horny and wanted to make-out with this guy every five minutes. There was even one scene when she accidentally kissed Mickey (Sam).

Brother: I bet that girl has five kids now.
Me: *observing her hornyness* Maybe six.
brother: No then that would make her a pervert.

Almost agreed till I remembered my lola had ten kids!

me: Lola is a pervert!
brother: yeah! obviously!

*laughed hysterically*

me:*pretending to use the telephone with my hand* Hello Lola?
brother: *pretending to be lola* yes?
me: ____ said that your a pervert.
brother: No he would never say that! Maybe you said it!
me: -_-;

The Good

Christmas presents that I got this year weren’t two sizes too small like they were last year.

The Bad 

We had to end our Christmas/Reunion party short because my relatives started a big fight. Crying, yelling, beating, anger and blood is all you need to know.  Though that was the real highlight of the night.

The Ugly 

Yesterday I couldn’t blog because I woke up with a parasitic infection then later having a fever and worst yet I was going through my period.

Did anything worse happen to anybody?