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My Vagina Bed

I don’t know if you guys already know this but I have a vagina bed.

Vagina Bed

It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.

We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.

Czech Man Wakes Up From A Crash And Knows PERFECT ENGLISH


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18-year-old Matej Kus’ only knew basic english but after his speedway accident paramedics were shocked to hear him speaking perfect english.

“It was in a really clear English accent, no dialect or anything. Whatever happened in the crash must have rearranged things in his head.

“Before his crash Matej’s use of the English language was broken, to put it mildly.

“He was only just making a start on improving it and struggled to be understood, but was keen to learn.

“Yet here we were at the ambulance door listening to Matej talking to the medical staff in perfect English.

“Matej didn’t have a clue who or where he was when he came round. He didn’t even know he was Czech.

“It was unbelievable to hear him talk in unbroken English.”

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Though his new-found talent didn’t last long. As he was recovering his perfect English went away.

I heard a similar story about an American woman who got hit on the head and started speaking with a British accent and she even knew British slang words that she never heard before. How did that happen?

The human mind is a strange thing. I heard in Psychology that all babies can identify every dialect in the world but they forget about it once they learn how to talk and also because of the influences in their environment.

I think I need to hit myself over the head with a blunt object and see what happens.

Whitening Areas Where The Sun Don’t Shine

I think that most people are familiar with Skin Whitening products. It’s very popular in Philippines including the rest of Asia and also Africa.

Here is a commercial that I just found odd 4 years ago when I first saw it.

My first thought was like, REALLY?! That’s the ultimate turnoff?! Then I read somewhere that men don’t like dark underarms because it gives them an idea of what the rest of your body is like. So basically they don’t like seeing dark underarms because they don’t like thinking you have a dark vajayjay too.

I remember another Filipino commercial out there advertising a product to make your brown/black nipples pink. No comment.

Also in the US of A this anal bleaching (Google it if you don’t believe me) thing is hitting off really well it’s been called the new Brazilian wax. Especially for porn stars, celebrities and bikini models. I’ve even seen over the counter products. Why are people disgusted with dark private parts, is it hygiene? What if it’s naturally like that? I have my own theories and you can think up your own.

Anywhoo lets do a poll because we haven’t done one in such a long time.

Maggot Filled Chinese Chocolates

Sorry to say its not a form of delicacy. Some of you may recall the Fake Disneyland post China’s reputation hasn’t improved much since then. They recently recalled of all the Mattel toys because of high amounts of lead. Why did they use lead paint instead of the regular safer paint? Because it was cheaper. Save money in exchange for kids health makes perfect sense.

A South Korean recently bought an imitation box of chocolates from China. He found larva from moths all over them. Seems like during the unsanitary Chinese process these moths were able to be part of the chocolates.

I bet you the government is telling the people how much everyone in the world is pissed at them right now.

Oh would you let me know how the new bookmarking tool works? Should I use another?

Couples of Different Cultures In Public

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It seems that western people are more physical especially in the public eye compared to some other cultures. Personally I think that this is a pretty funny picture. I wonder what the couple who aren’t physical are thinking.

Does anybody remember that story when the actor Richard Gere got in trouble because he hugged an India actress in front of a lot of people while they were promoting AIDS awareness. The community got outraged and wanted him and the Indian actress to get punished. I was surprised because I thought India was a little more tolerant of such things. Over here in the US of A they were interviewing people in the streets about this hot topic everyone was saying “This is crazy” “What’s wrong with a hug” . People don’t understand because it not a part of their own culture I guess.
I saw the video and thought in a different point of view and I admit that it was pretty raunchy. He grabbed her butt numerous times in front of the cameras. I’d be pretty shock if I wasn’t use to seeing that. I’m sure they wouldn’t allow that. For me I think he shouldn’t of have done it. When you go to another part of the world you should do some research on the people so you won’t piss off anybody.

Just something to think about.