I changed my RSS source but if you subscribed through that button on my sidebar then I guess your ok. But if it’s erase-her.net/rss.xml then I don’t think that exist anymore.

I haven’t really blogged in a long while because lately it feels more like work. I wanted a change of pace so I’ve tried the video blogging thing but I doubt I’m going to stick with it since blogging is more my thing. Bogging is so much more rewarding with the community and all, the problem is that I have less and less passion for it.

I’m not a very good talker ^-^;. You notice their is some cuts because I say ‘and’ and ‘um’ a lot and I sort of have a ‘filipino’ accent. If you’ve been around since my threadless post you already know about the first 20 seconds of my video with my ‘rape t-shirt’. Then I talk about that weird look reporters get on the news and how to get clear beautiful skin.

Happy valentines day everybody! I decided for this blog that I would give out relationship advice yay!

Sorry if they don’t make any sense, I’ve never been with anybody in my life but I’ll try my best to answer these question’s the best that I know.

Which should do the first move, a girl or a guy?
Depends. Which one had more to drink? I kid I kid.

Traditionally the guy is the one who makes the first move but there is nothing wrong with the girl making the first move. Women have the right to get what they want but sometimes people still get amazed by it “WHAAAT?! She kissed you first? As in SHE as in someone with a vagina SHE!?”
I think what is important is timing, understanding each others body language and consent.

My girlfriend just asked me the ‘do I look fat’ question, what do I say?
Let say she is a little meaty. If she wasn’t then why would she ask that?
Well if you love her you won’t say the following.
” Yeah. You’ve gained some weight and it’s frekin disgusting! *scrunch up you’re face* I wouldn’t be checking out other girls if you would just lose 50 more pounds. You need to save money for liposuction or something than eating all those burgers and fires at the Greasy Goblers….HOLY CRAP IS THAT CELLULITE!!!! *vomits*”
If you want to stay with her say replace that quote above with one of these.
” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love”
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
“*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”

My boyfriend doesn’t act like a real man. He wants to grow his hair long and he wears make-up! I keep telling him it’s annoying and to cut his hair but he won’t listen what do I do?

Um. Then why are you with him?
I think it’s true love when your happy with someone just the way they are. I don’t like it when people try to change others to fit their ideal. What if he went up to you and said
“Hey! Get a boob job or something Ms. Flatty Mcflatflat.” I bet you would want to get rid of him in a flash.
I think this metrosexuality is part of him and it would be a bad idea to sit and wait for it to go away. You can’t change others you can only change yourself so don’t even try.
I bet your just mad because he looks better than you.

An Ullzang is a young Korean man or woman who is knows how to be photogenic and an extreme camera whore with unbelievably huge eyes.

The following pictures I took from how to be an ullzang tutorial. You probably wouldn’t believe it that these two are the same person.

It’s amazing what make-up, photoshop and possibly a completely different person can make you look like you defied God.

The girl who posted the tutorial claimed that she didn’t Photoshop any of her pictures. I guess you can argue that lighting and angle changes the shape of your face and nose.

Before putting the eyelid tape and the contact lenses that make your eyes look big and then after. You can buy those Korean contact lenses over at secret eyes but I don’t recommended it because I’m sure there might be some sort of health risk especially buying something off the internet.

I skiped some steps after the middle picture but it includes applying more make up and fake eyelashes. You can see more of the transformation over at soompi.

I’m one of those people who looks drastically different with make-up. I might do this someday to make a slutty alter ego. Look out for How To Defy God part 2

Mango Languages is a very interesting free online program. The instant you sign up you can use it! They have Spanish, French, Japanese, Mandarin, Greek and a bunch of other languages for English and Spanish speakers to learn. Including Pig Latin!

They are currently on beta mode but so far I haven’t stumbled upon any bugs or anything. They are also planning to add more languages, I suggest Korean.

I suggest if you have a lot of free time that you will take a look at the site and sign up. The lessons are pretty easy with constant repetition and a bunch of slides per lesson. Did I mention that it was free?

Good for if ever you want to travel someday.

Hey You Korean culture loving freaks! I know there is a lot of you out there!
AsiaJam is giving away free goodie bags for orders $70 up. Seems like a lot does it? BUT that $70 is about 3-5 outfits! That’s a lot for 70 bucks! The best thing about AsiaJam is that they ship worldwide! Woot!This offer never expires!
It works like this. After you make a purchase =70 or above (doesn’t include shipping) you select the style of the bag you want. That includes CUTE SLEEK and STREET style. The bag will come with eyeshadow (color of your choice and 2 mystery goodies. It depends on the type of bag that you picked.