I’ve Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier

The news has been really depressing lately. Every time they talk about something I feel my soul breaking. I should really stop leaving the news on.

First it was those tourist who got stabbed in Beijing. Then Bernie Mack and Isaac Hayes dies. Also there some conflict between Georgia and Russia. Also in bad news a rescue plane that rescued these firemen crashed…how unlucky could you get?

But in good news.
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Despite the bombings and conflict from these two countries Russia’s Natalia Paderina and Georgia’s Nino Salukvadze hugged after winning Olympic silver and bronze medals. I think it’s funny though that it was a pistol competition.

Also American swimmer Michael Phelps broke his own world record at the medley final and won gold. He needs to win 3 more to go to win the most gold medals.

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Now on a very different note I HATE TWILIGHT I’ve seen bloggers post about it before and talked about it’s the best book ever written and how it changed their lives or whatever. Really?! Me being a feminist the main character made me want to punch myself in the ovaries. In the second book Bella Swan tries to kill herself just to hear her love Mr. Glow-In-The-Dark Edward Cullen ‘velvet’ voice. She is so dependent needy and I’m pretty sure she has borderline personality disorder. She is also a Mary-Sue, she looks like the author and she thinks she’s ugly but everybody loves her in school…Mary Friken Sue.

Mike: Hi Bella.
Bella: Ewwwww you’re being nice to me.
Edward: Hi Bella.
Bella:Ooooooh do me Edward!

Now on the other half of the disturbing love affair Edward Cullen. He makes Bella go to the prom with him when she has a broken leg. He also takes the engine out of her car so she can’t see her friend and he holds her hostage so she won’t be able to go out. Now that’s what I call true love! It disturbs me that so many girl’s are looking for their own ‘Edward Cullen’ a real guy who acts like that is the kind who would slap you around if you didn’t get diner done. Did Stephanie Meyer not take basic psychology?

I guess I understand why many young girl’s love this book, they don’t have that much experience and don’t realize that healthy relationships aren’t like that. To be good you have to have a life outside of your lover but for Bella if it’s not Edward then it’s wolf boy Jacob. ” You are my soulmate but I love Edward” that is the stupidest shit that I have ever read in my entire life.

For those who are fans of Twilight go to fanfiction fictionpress and quizilla. You will be amazed at the quality literature of 12-year-olds that far exceeds that of Ms. Stephanie Meyer.

For those who hate it and have a livejournal check out twilight sucks, i hate twilight and venom apple.

24 Responses to “I’ve Got Soul But I’m Not A Soldier”

  1. I love your The Killers’ All These Things That I’ve Done reference! One of my favorite tracks from them, that’s fo’ sho’.

    As for Twilight, I feel you. It’s cheesy and corny and cringe-worthy as shit, and I cannot believe some people are comparing it to the legendary Vampire Chronicles of Anne Rice, which is more “ripe” in the character development department and definitely, by a mile, has stronger writing. The travesty, oh the bloody travesty!

    On a different note, what’s with the “obrigatório confidencial” thing on your “leave a reply” box? WTF mi no habla espanol! Who do you think I am, Dora the Explorer WTF! Puta madre WTF. Abadacadabra wtf. LOL ;-p

  2. Well, I don’t really care if you like Twilight or not. :) It’s your opinion anyway, I will respect that. As for me, I still love Twilight and the next three installment after it. :) I don’t need to explain why I like it, I just do. For me, it’s very different from the books I’ve read.

    Oh and anyway, in my entry you’ve left a comment on. We just look young but we are legal to drink now. :) Oh my pretty friend, she’s already taken. Thanks.

  3. How funny! I was just listening to that song right before I came to visit your blog.

    I’ve seen a lot of people post things about Twilight on Facebook but I’ve never read it before. However just from your review, I’m already turned off by it since I’m a feminist myself. It frustrates me when books and manga/anime have really weak and pathetic female lead.

  4. Hii!!
    thanks so much for the comment! :D
    it seems that there’s way too much sad stuff on the news rather than happy stuff. good things still happen but they’re barely shown! now that’s sad! lol! i was very shocked to hear that Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died! ;_;
    aah Olympics are so fun to watch! i dunno which i like more-the summer or the winter Olympics. hmm…
    hee hee!! i never read twilight but from your comments it sounds like another silly pre-teen-ish type of book! ^_^;; i think i’m changing my mind about reading it. lol!

  5. LOOOOOOOORD Twilight. I refuse to read it out of stubbornness and unwillingness to conform. Back in the day I was an Anne Rice fan, I have had my fill of vampires and such creatures ithankyou. ahaha It’s good to know we aren’t alone.

  6. There has been lots of sad news lately…hopefully things will turn out well…

    Never heard of the book before~ I guess that’s a good thing hahaha…

  7. I never heard of “Twilight” until one of the blogs I read had posted about it on her site. From what you posted it would be a book that I would roll my eyes at while reading it. LOL

    I hate watching the news anymore. Such sadness in the world.

  8. Hey! Love the site.
    All I’ve heard about Twilight is that it is drop dead amazing and its nice to hear another opinion. Now I want to read it more then ever! Not that I like the plot, infact I am a feminist too but I just like those old fashioned love stories that might be shallow but are real. I am in the midst of reading Jane Eyre and if Twilight is any similar then I do think I’ll like it.
    xxx

  9. OMG! I so agree with you about the whole Twilight thing. People..ahem, mainly girls, keep blogging about how “manly and wonderful” that Cullen dude whoever he is, and how they wish they were Bella, I thought at one point, maybe I want to try that book, but frankly, shit like that bore me. Kudos to you for a real blog for once =D Anyways, ttyl =]

  10. It’s good that we’re not all alike…the world would be such a boring place. So I do love Twilight..can’t help it…and I’m not some young teenager who doesn’t know better either…so your comments are a little generalizing ;) But that’s ok, everyone is entitled to their opinion of course.

    There’s so much shit going on in the world right now…I hate watching the news lately, it’s all bad stuff, nothing positive anymore :S

  11. Yes! I’m so excited there’s someone else out there who hates Twilight! I’m so sick of reading “Twilight yay” posts. I agree with your points and hope with fiery passion that the movie tanks.

    It’s good to see you back and blogging again. Your blog is definitely one of my faves!

  12. haha I refuse to read Twilight or have anything to do with it - I guess you could say that its my stand against popular culture ors omething haha because I refuse to read Harry Potter as well!

  13. Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, it’s so devastating and shocking. I can’t believe Chef is gone :(

    I don’t get all the hype with Twilight. But I’m not really interested in vampires and whatnot so I don’t care much for it.

  14. hi, exene! wow, russia and georgia hugging! it would be nice to see the countries at peace, noh? :)

  15. hey there~ thanks for leaving a comment on my blog (:

    ooh, i haven’t read twilight.. but i hear that often. oh well.. i’m not really fond of reading anyway XD

    that’s freaky.. Also in bad news a rescue plane that rescued these firemen crashed…how unlucky could you get? that’s just the unluckiest thing i’ve heard.. :/ russian and georgian player hugged each other.. how nice.. haha.

  16. MY GOD!!
    i agree with you 100% on that silly twilight book! i dont know, i just hate romance stories. when its centered around some silly teenage ‘love’. vampire stories, cool. vampire attacking each other stories, even better. vampires in love with mortal stories, no freaking way. get out of here with that xD.
    to believe its being compared to harry potter and other strong series…

  17. XD I love watching the Olympics! Yeah, his a fantastic swimmer, but honestly, who designed that US swimsuit uniform? It’s pretty hideous. XD

    I do like the Twilight saga, although I HATE BELLA. Most character in the novel. She’s a selfish little git, who has almost no good interactions with human beings what so ever.

  18. Oh I’m sorry about that Exene, I put that so no one can steal stuff in my site. here I’ll give you the link here, Im really sorry :[ http://otteractor.multiply.com You should’ve just ctrl+c so you can copy it :D but its ok haha, Im sorry again X[

  19. Hey, I was just trolling your youtube account, left a somewhat tasteless comment about schizophrenia–my bad. Anyway, you were like, “Fan fiction is better than stephanie meyer”, which is entirely possible. There is a dude called Perspicacity who has some pretty good stuff (doesn’t exactly fit twelve year old stereotype, he’s thirty-some and has more than one PhD (who the hell needs more than one PhD? You’d think it’s complete overkill, but apparently he needed the one before he could get the other) and if you can get into present-tense work (don’t just think he’s stupid, it’s a deliberate and calculated move), it’s pretty fantastic. Tch, I was thinking about copy/pasting a loose defense of fan fiction I wrote to some journalist after she made fun of fan fiction in the NYT, but I figured you had better things to do with your time. If you are interesting, email me.

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    Nakamura
  20. My grandmother keeps saying God is coming for his world and I used to always brush it off. But I’m having second thoughts about that. I don’t know if these events are rude awakenings or if it’s all biblical.

    I have a co-worker that’s reading Twilight now and she’s all hyper about it. I don’t know what’s the big craze is about.

  21. Ditto.
    I have read Twilight, too. Thank God I didn’t buy the book. I only nicked a copy of its ebook on the net. I can’t help but gag while reading with the same reasons as you said. lol

  22. Mike: Hi Bella.
    Bella: Ewwwww you’re being nice to me.
    Edward: Hi Bella.
    Bella:Ooooooh do me Edward!

    hahaha. lol. ^ this is so true!

    Why do girls read twilight?

    girls (not all!) who read twilight are plain looking so they can relate to Bella and theyre hoping that they can find their own Edward too (total hottie boyfriend)

    or

    Vampires turn them on.

  23. i havent even read anything twilight yet but i dont think i’ll be reading it since i read your blog. haha. that made me laugh. and i thought it was romeo & julietesque but nooo. i was wrong

    ive seen like heaps of blogs talking about twilight and stuff. and im like okay .. lol. cant relate

  24. I wish Georgia and Russia would take a cue from their Olympic athletes.

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