Exene’s Relationship Advice
Happy valentines day everybody! I decided for this blog that I would give out relationship advice yay!
Sorry if they don’t make any sense, I’ve never been with anybody in my life but I’ll try my best to answer these question’s the best that I know.
Which should do the first move, a girl or a guy?
Depends. Which one had more to drink? I kid I kid.
Traditionally the guy is the one who makes the first move but there is nothing wrong with the girl making the first move. Women have the right to get what they want but sometimes people still get amazed by it “WHAAAT?! She kissed you first? As in SHE as in someone with a vagina SHE!?”
I think what is important is timing, understanding each others body language and consent.
My girlfriend just asked me the ‘do I look fat’ question, what do I say?
Let say she is a little meaty. If she wasn’t then why would she ask that?
Well if you love her you won’t say the following.
” Yeah. You’ve gained some weight and it’s frekin disgusting! *scrunch up you’re face* I wouldn’t be checking out other girls if you would just lose 50 more pounds. You need to save money for liposuction or something than eating all those burgers and fires at the Greasy Goblers….HOLY CRAP IS THAT CELLULITE!!!! *vomits*”
If you want to stay with her say replace that quote above with one of these.
” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love”
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
“*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”
My boyfriend doesn’t act like a real man. He wants to grow his hair long and he wears make-up! I keep telling him it’s annoying and to cut his hair but he won’t listen what do I do?
Um. Then why are you with him?
I think it’s true love when your happy with someone just the way they are. I don’t like it when people try to change others to fit their ideal. What if he went up to you and said
“Hey! Get a boob job or something Ms. Flatty Mcflatflat.” I bet you would want to get rid of him in a flash.
I think this metrosexuality is part of him and it would be a bad idea to sit and wait for it to go away. You can’t change others you can only change yourself so don’t even try.
I bet your just mad because he looks better than you.
Yara Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 12:11 am
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
LOL. I think that’s a pretty awesome reply ;). I think you gave out great advice :)! I like giving out advice as well, even though I have no experience with relationships.
Holly Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 2:53 am
Lol! So true!
Kycoo Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 4:32 am
One of my friends is rather thin, and she asks me that all the time.
I like the last bit of advice, although I think there are times when a boyfriend or a girlfriend should change things about each other.
Talamasca Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 6:20 am
I just don’t get you, Exene. One moment you’re all about “Fuck the world!” or choking on babies, then the next you’re all chipper and preaching about love like it’s your second nature! There’s lots of psychological illnesses going on in that noggin of yours, kid. I think it’s nigh time you checked yourself into an institution lol! XD
JOSHING!!!!1111
Y’know that I love ya and your writings. Keep up the good job, ok?
Anyhorse, what is that pink thing your holding in the photo?
Leanne Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love”
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
HAHA, I don’t think any of your ‘other’ options would make me happy.
Leanne Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 12:15 pm
i agree. i remember my ex (ugh so weird to say) used to ask me what i wanted him to look like. what kind of hair and all, because he knew he was different to the usual guys i was interested in or were friends with. but i didn’t care, he was perfect the way he is.
Destiny Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Lol, you have some good insight, and a good humor of it ^_^
I can’t think of those anymore, lol, I just don’t have the energy or brain power to do so!
Catherine Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Hahaha, your advice is funny =D Did people actually ask you those questions?
Which should do the first move, a girl or a guy?
Depends. Which one had more to drink?
Haha, very funny =)
Minna Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I think I’m a little old-fashioned when it comes to dating, and I mean dating not just casual hooking up (then I don’t care) but if I would fall for someone he would probably have to be a real gentleman
Kris Said:
on February 15, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I like the dough comment concerning the rolls. If a guy told me that, I’d probably laugh and forgive him.
FruityOaty Said:
on February 16, 2008 at 2:13 am
I’d like to say I don’t judge a guy by his looks… but I definitely won’t date someone who wears makeup more than me, lol.
Eina Said:
on February 16, 2008 at 5:31 am
The question on whether who should make the first move is always so confusing. I’ve read a forum discussion on it and was pretty shocked to see that some girls think that making the first move is “stooping to a low level”.
Ahahaha, I seriously wouldn’t know how to react to that one
Nanda Said:
on February 16, 2008 at 8:54 am
I agree with the first advice, but not with the rest.
Girls often ask others (especially friends or family they’re close to, as well as their boyfriend) if they’re fat, even though they aren’t at all! The reason for them asking is often insecurity. My advice would be to tell her you love her the way she is, whether she is skinny or fat. If you think she should lose some weight, you shouldn’t tell her “but you should lose some weight.” Instead, you should tell her that if she ever considers losing some weight, you will be there to support her. But most importantly: tell her you accept her the way she is.
The last one… Yes, I think as someone’s partner you should accept them the way they ARE and accept the way they dress, but they grow their hair and wear make-up and you don’t like it, you should be free to say that, because that’s not who they ARE, it’s what they WANT to look like. But I do agree, if their partner doesn’t want to change, then why are they still with him/her?
Aichee Said:
on February 16, 2008 at 5:05 pm
wow those werent too bad
this one cracked me up “*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”
rofl rofl rofl
Kaylee Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 1:39 am
Lol, this made me laugh. I agree with what you said about true love and accepting someone just the way they are! But my love life is rather bleak, I don’t think I’ll be needing this relationship advice anytime soon
Happy belated V-day!
Jenn~ Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 2:08 am
Happy (belated) Valentine’s Day~!! ^__________^ Hahah, you’re so funny..
Sasha Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 2:36 am
lolllll I don’t think suggesting a girl that she looks like rolls is a good idea!
and lollll to the last one. maybe he just joined a jrock band? or super junior? hehe
Jess Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 2:38 am
That’s some a-grade advice. Keep it up.
I sounded sarcastic, but was being honest lol.
janelle Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 7:05 am
this is hilarious! i like the third question and tip
wahaha! i know someone who’s like that. yep, he’s still a guy 
but he’s more like a girl to me.
by the way, he’s so chikboy pero nakablush on palagi
wahahaha XD at ang pula ng lips 
acey Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 7:49 am
haha. you’re funny! a late happy vday to yo, exene!
Cecilie Said:
on February 17, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I agree. If you don’t accept your boyfriend/girlfriend for who he/she is, then you’re obviously together with the wrong person.
Gwen Said:
on February 18, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Ohw, Exene, you crack me up! But there’s so much truth to what you wrote. Keep on blogging, hun.
tiffany Said:
on February 19, 2008 at 6:16 am
ahahaa fabulous advice!
i do think it’s weird when people ask ”HAY DO I LOOK FAT?” it’s either they’ll be honest with you, or say ”no” just to make you feel good. But indeed, ” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love” is a cute. haha.
Jen Said:
on February 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I like your last one! My coworker has a metro boyfriend and all she does is bitch about it & call him “gay.” it’s really quite shocking and I loathe hearing about it. Why be with him, ya know?!
Jayde Said:
on February 20, 2008 at 4:47 am
Metrosexuality is hot.
Angela Said:
on February 23, 2008 at 7:58 am
I never understood why anyone would ask if they look fat or not to a loved one. It’s almost like fishing for compliments or a test — a test that you’re almost bound to fail.
terin selena Said:
on February 24, 2008 at 5:29 pm
OMG You give the best relationship advice ever! It was hilarious.
Cynthia Said:
on February 25, 2008 at 7:30 am
First move really depends on personality …
haha. Usually body language depends on culture from where someone comes from and can get confused, though I do agree that timing and consent is the main parts of making first moves. As well as conversation and understanding, lol.
Sometimes guys like a woman making first moves because it shows a woman’s strength.
smilee Said:
on February 25, 2008 at 8:10 am
LOL!!!
I ask my bf all the time “do I look fat” haha he’s always asking me “why do you keep asking me that dumb question” NO LOL… I think us girls are just insecure when it comes to clothing..
Plus ive been gyming to loose the spare tyre / love handles LOL…
Benedicte Said:
on February 25, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Smart ones, doubt that I’ll need em in the future .p
Llyngee Said:
on February 28, 2008 at 7:50 am
Exene! Exene! Exene! I’m back! Hiheee…. It’s been so long since you posted this entry. Were you busy as well? How’s life going on? XD
Aurus Said:
on March 1, 2008 at 10:23 am
Aurus Said:
on March 1, 2008 at 10:24 am
Oops. I meant:
Nyahaha.
Eka*Mika Said:
on March 2, 2008 at 5:26 am
“I don’t like it when people try to change others to fit their ideal.” — I totally agree with that line! Coz my current suitor is somewhat changing me into his ideal girl! *gasp* I know, he’s still ‘a suitor’ but here he goes ranting about how I drink too much, and how I smoke myself to death. *exaggeration much* But anyway, if you really love someone, you’ve just got to accept him/her whatever it is that she wants to do in life, and whatever it is that she’s / he’s doing right? *graaah* loveshit.
aileen Said:
on March 4, 2008 at 5:02 am
“*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”
Good one!!! brava!!!
Nelson Said:
on March 4, 2008 at 11:28 am
Well, hello.
Llyngee Said:
on March 31, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hahahaha! Sometimes, guys who are always in denial even if it’s completely obvious interest me more than those who are truly straightforward when it comes to their feelings. I believe being straightforward only fits for girls.. Hahahaha! What a weird way of thinking… o.O;