Happy valentines day everybody! I decided for this blog that I would give out relationship advice yay!

Sorry if they don’t make any sense, I’ve never been with anybody in my life but I’ll try my best to answer these question’s the best that I know.

Which should do the first move, a girl or a guy?
Depends. Which one had more to drink? I kid I kid.

Traditionally the guy is the one who makes the first move but there is nothing wrong with the girl making the first move. Women have the right to get what they want but sometimes people still get amazed by it “WHAAAT?! She kissed you first? As in SHE as in someone with a vagina SHE!?”
I think what is important is timing, understanding each others body language and consent.

My girlfriend just asked me the ‘do I look fat’ question, what do I say?
Let say she is a little meaty. If she wasn’t then why would she ask that?
Well if you love her you won’t say the following.
” Yeah. You’ve gained some weight and it’s frekin disgusting! *scrunch up you’re face* I wouldn’t be checking out other girls if you would just lose 50 more pounds. You need to save money for liposuction or something than eating all those burgers and fires at the Greasy Goblers….HOLY CRAP IS THAT CELLULITE!!!! *vomits*”
If you want to stay with her say replace that quote above with one of these.
” Your a big woman but that’s ok that makes more of you to love”
” Your body looks like rolls of bread and muffins and I want to eat you all up!”
“*pretend to be in a daze* Oh! Sorry I didn’t hear your question because I was mesmerized by your enchanting beauty…”

My boyfriend doesn’t act like a real man. He wants to grow his hair long and he wears make-up! I keep telling him it’s annoying and to cut his hair but he won’t listen what do I do?

Um. Then why are you with him?
I think it’s true love when your happy with someone just the way they are. I don’t like it when people try to change others to fit their ideal. What if he went up to you and said
“Hey! Get a boob job or something Ms. Flatty Mcflatflat.” I bet you would want to get rid of him in a flash.
I think this metrosexuality is part of him and it would be a bad idea to sit and wait for it to go away. You can’t change others you can only change yourself so don’t even try.
I bet your just mad because he looks better than you.