My Vagina Bed
I don’t know if you guys already know this but I have a vagina bed.
It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.
We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.
OMG XD I’m speechless hahaha!, dang that’s big o_o;; Aren’t you distracted to that bed haha XD looks creepy…
that made me laugh! it’s ironic that the more you slept with it the bigger it got…
Lolz! well, all you need now is a penis pillow..
Lol. This made me laugh. Good luck with that GVB!
I envy your vadge bed.
Oh. Hahahahaha, you do have a vagina bed!! Well you could think of it as… Being reborn and starting off with a clean slate everyday or something! XD
That is SO gross! How about doing without the sheet altogether or sewing it up? Funny comparison, though (being reborn everyday).
You are crazy! ;D Hahahaha. ;] After seeing the title “My Vagina Bed” I thought it was a serious topic of some sort. Some sort of a.k.a of an illness… *grin*
You can just sew that up together, but then you’d have to say goodbye to your vagina bed. So I guess, no sewing for your G.V.B then. *hehe*
OMG, that’s got to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard. =P You can always lay a blanket over it and sleep on top of it until you can get another sheet, hehe~
ROFL your hysterical!!
ROFL!
That’s hilarious - I totally understand how that can happen. It starts with just a rip, and before you know it, it’s a larger-than-life vagina!
If you’re going to be sleeping on it for awhile, maybe consider sewing it up? Large loopy stitches of course, not those little 1 cm apart ones. It’s worth a shot at least.
I didn’t think it looked like a vagina until I read the text. Now I have to wash my mind.
whoa! Hahaah Now Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? LOLROFL
Happy new year =)
ew. your bed is the hugest slut ive ever seen. lol
Haha, oh wow:P This is definitely one of the most funniest blogs I’ve ever read:P
Ahaha!
Wow, that’s some bed eh
You can just stick to the wall, when you’re sleeping, so you can just ignore that huge slit in the middle
What the hell??
I agree with Chanel, sew it up…. or put a new sheet on the matress
Hahahahahahah, that’s hilarious xD
Haha my younger sister and mum shares a bed together.
My sister ripped the sheets when she was asleep -.-
Scary hahaha.
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That’s hilarious! Haha! Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. XD
It looks like you are need of some seriously new bedding. I am so sorry. But, it looks cool though!
Hahahahah, late comment but that’s hilarious!!