My Vagina Bed
I don’t know if you guys already know this but I have a vagina bed.
It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.
We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.
Sae Said:
on January 2, 2008 at 8:23 pm
OMG XD I’m speechless hahaha!, dang that’s big o_o;; Aren’t you distracted to that bed haha XD looks creepy…
Rebecca Said:
on January 2, 2008 at 9:18 pm
that made me laugh! it’s ironic that the more you slept with it the bigger it got…
paolomendoza Said:
on January 2, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Lolz! well, all you need now is a penis pillow..
Joni Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 12:41 am
Lol. This made me laugh. Good luck with that GVB!
Ashley Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 1:02 am
I envy your vadge bed.
Tracey Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 2:36 am
Oh. Hahahahaha, you do have a vagina bed!! Well you could think of it as… Being reborn and starting off with a clean slate everyday or something! XD
Anya Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 2:56 am
That is SO gross! How about doing without the sheet altogether or sewing it up? Funny comparison, though (being reborn everyday).
Eka*Mika Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 3:53 am
You are crazy! ;D Hahahaha. ;] After seeing the title “My Vagina Bed” I thought it was a serious topic of some sort. Some sort of a.k.a of an illness… *grin*
You can just sew that up together, but then you’d have to say goodbye to your vagina bed. So I guess, no sewing for your G.V.B then. *hehe*
Jenn~ Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 4:31 am
OMG, that’s got to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard. =P You can always lay a blanket over it and sleep on top of it until you can get another sheet, hehe~
Sarah Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 5:19 am
ROFL your hysterical!!
Chanel Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 6:00 am
ROFL!
That’s hilarious - I totally understand how that can happen. It starts with just a rip, and before you know it, it’s a larger-than-life vagina!
If you’re going to be sleeping on it for awhile, maybe consider sewing it up? Large loopy stitches of course, not those little 1 cm apart ones. It’s worth a shot at least.
Ade Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 7:55 am
I didn’t think it looked like a vagina until I read the text. Now I have to wash my mind.
FINCH Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 9:27 am
whoa! Hahaah Now Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? LOLROFL
Happy new year =)
aichee Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 10:34 am
ew. your bed is the hugest slut ive ever seen. lol
Cecilie Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Haha, oh wow:P This is definitely one of the most funniest blogs I’ve ever read:P
Yara Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Ahaha!
Wow, that’s some bed eh
You can just stick to the wall, when you’re sleeping, so you can just ignore that huge slit in the middle
Jessica Said:
on January 3, 2008 at 9:40 pm
What the hell??
I agree with Chanel, sew it up…. or put a new sheet on the matress
Catherine Said:
on January 4, 2008 at 3:33 am
Hahahahahahah, that’s hilarious xD
Rachelle Said:
on January 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Haha my younger sister and mum shares a bed together.
My sister ripped the sheets when she was asleep -.-
Scary hahaha.
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Coy Said:
on January 7, 2008 at 2:47 pm
That’s hilarious! Haha! Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. XD
Jake Said:
on January 31, 2008 at 1:23 am
It looks like you are need of some seriously new bedding. I am so sorry. But, it looks cool though!
Katy Said:
on February 8, 2008 at 6:25 am
Hahahahah, late comment but that’s hilarious!!