When you look at younger siblings or relatives even though they are a couple years younger than you, do you ever get the feeling that they have it easier that you did?

I remember my grandmother calling me a retard because I didn’t know how to read at the age of four. She would compare me to my older brother who was a genius at that age and said I would never get to any good private school. She seemed to love verbally putting me down.

When my grandparents jewelry got stolen and their business went down the drain I considered that karma and God was on my side.

When I was five I was staying with my aunt in the mountains and I got sick . I didn’t know what was happening to me all I knew I wasn’t feeling well. I felt really hot even though it was cold. My aunt refused to treat me, I was asking for ice because I was sweating hot and my aunt thought I was being maarte (bitchy).Two days later I found out it was a fever and a toothache. My aunt blamed it on me.
“I’m never going to take you anywhere again. Why you got sick?”
It’s not my fault bitch I was five and it was fricken cold.

By the time I was seven people where telling me to grow up.
“Your a lady now you have to act like an adult”
“You can’t have dolls anymore because your big”
“Why don’t you wear make-up or something?”
“Your not a kid anymore”
“You want to go to the toy store? Wouldn’t you be embarrassed Your so old” I’m seven! WTF?!

People wonder why I’m sometimes bitter and grumpy. That’s why. I feel like a kid but everyone is always reminding me I’m an adult. So what do adults do? Suck dick? I think I’ll go suck dick right now.

I look at my younger cousin who are like 5, 7, 9 and the same family members who treated me like crap treat them like babies!I must’ve been an ugly kid or something. I’m going to do something adult like suck dick or get knocked up now. bye.

In my post toddler years I always hated  a couple of those older Disney Princesses. I avoided watching them when they were on because I knew that is was just going to be a big cringe-fest and leaving me a troubled feeling at the pit of my stomach.

I don’t know that much of what happens to them after they get with the prince and those stupid straight to DVD sequels don’t count for me.

Ariel (the little mermaid) She left a Kingdom under the sea where she can explore, go on adventures looking for treasure and do whatever she wants to be cooped up in a castle where she would just sit, look pretty and talk to about one or two people. That has to be the worst deal in the world! It would’ve been better if the movie was like Splash and the guy had the ability to breath underwater and he can visit Ariel without her sacrificing so much. What if the marriage doesn’t work out? Where the hell will she go? She doesn’t know that many humans except for the Prince. Ursula is already dead so it would be difficult for her to get back.

I see her probably selling herself on the street to support herself but only people with fish fetishes will be her customers. Jumping into a marriage without thinking of the consequences is a bad idea. Lucky Disney gave a happily ever after ending.

Cinderella yeah yeah she was abused and treated like a slave by her family but Cinderella was no saint. She’s the biggest animated gold digger I know. From rags to glamerized riches is what almost every rap song is about aside from sex.

Prince: Ummmmm what’s this charge in my credit card?
Cindy: I always use your card when I go to the casino.
Prince:$500000!
Cindy: Yeah I also bought some new dishes and dresses.
Prince: I bought you a new dress last week.
Cindy: That was last weeks style I want to keep up with Snow White.
Prince: I think it’s time you get a job.
Cindy: No.
Prince:…….
Cindy:…..
Prince: *bitch slap*

What should have happen was to order her talking rats to eat step-mother and step-sister alive in their sleep and turn their home into a tailor/dress making business since the rats are so crafty. It could’ve been very successful but nooooooooo she just did it easy and married rich.

Subtle sexist stereotypes made to look cute with songs and talking animals really piss me off.

An Ullzang is a young Korean man or woman who is knows how to be photogenic and an extreme camera whore with unbelievably huge eyes.

The following pictures I took from how to be an ullzang tutorial. You probably wouldn’t believe it that these two are the same person.

It’s amazing what make-up, photoshop and possibly a completely different person can make you look like you defied God.

The girl who posted the tutorial claimed that she didn’t Photoshop any of her pictures. I guess you can argue that lighting and angle changes the shape of your face and nose.

Before putting the eyelid tape and the contact lenses that make your eyes look big and then after. You can buy those Korean contact lenses over at secret eyes but I don’t recommended it because I’m sure there might be some sort of health risk especially buying something off the internet.

I skiped some steps after the middle picture but it includes applying more make up and fake eyelashes. You can see more of the transformation over at soompi.

I’m one of those people who looks drastically different with make-up. I might do this someday to make a slutty alter ego. Look out for How To Defy God part 2

I don’t know if you guys already know this but I have a vagina bed.

It started with a small rip and as I slept on it it became bigger and bigger. My bed is officially a giant slut. It’s like I’m being born over and over again emerging from a giant vagina every day.

We don’t have money to buy new beddings so I’m stuck with a G.V.B. (giant vagina bed) for now.