Granny Is A Pervert
I’m going to use the word lola in this post meaning grandmother.

I was watching The Goonies a movie from 1985 which stars a young Sean Austin (Samwise Gamgee of Lord of The Rings) with my brother
It was a bunch of kids looking for treasure and running away from bad guys while trap in a underground cave. There was a female character who was horny and wanted to make-out with this guy every five minutes. There was even one scene when she accidentally kissed Mickey (Sam).
Brother: I bet that girl has five kids now.
Me: *observing her hornyness* Maybe six.
brother: No then that would make her a pervert.
Almost agreed till I remembered my lola had ten kids!
me: Lola is a pervert!
brother: yeah! obviously!
*laughed hysterically*
me:*pretending to use the telephone with my hand* Hello Lola?
brother: *pretending to be lola* yes?
me: ____ said that your a pervert.
brother: No he would never say that! Maybe you said it!
me: -_-;

