Archive for December, 2007

Granny Is A Pervert

I’m going to use the word lola in this post meaning grandmother.

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I was watching The Goonies a movie from 1985 which stars a young Sean Austin (Samwise Gamgee of Lord of The Rings) with my brother

It was a bunch of kids looking for treasure and running away from bad guys while trap in a underground cave. There was a female character who was horny and wanted to make-out with this guy every five minutes. There was even one scene when she accidentally kissed Mickey (Sam).

Brother: I bet that girl has five kids now.
Me: *observing her hornyness* Maybe six.
brother: No then that would make her a pervert.

Almost agreed till I remembered my lola had ten kids!

me: Lola is a pervert!
brother: yeah! obviously!

*laughed hysterically*

me:*pretending to use the telephone with my hand* Hello Lola?
brother: *pretending to be lola* yes?
me: ____ said that your a pervert.
brother: No he would never say that! Maybe you said it!
me: -_-;

Your Christmas Was Not As Bad As Mine

Hey everyone. How is everyone’s holiday going? I’m going to run through what’s been going on with me for the past week

The Good

Christmas presents that I got this year weren’t two sizes too small like they were last year.

The Bad 

We had to end our Christmas/Reunion party short because my relatives started a big fight. Crying, yelling, beating, anger and blood is all you need to know.  Though that was the real highlight of the night.

The Ugly 

Yesterday I couldn’t blog because I woke up with a parasitic infection then later having a fever and worst yet I was going through my period.

Did anything worse happen to anybody?

Why I Don’t Like Answering The Phone

Everytime the phone rings I tend to avoid it. We have caller id but even when it’s someone familiar I rather have someone else answer it.

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This is an incident that happen to me in the Philippines.

*ring** ring*
me:hello?
guy: Na si ____? (is ____ there)
me: Wrong number (said it in English*big mistake!*)

The next thing I knew this guy was flirting with me! First he asked questions like what country I was from and what age I was. I told him I’m only 14 (at the time) and he didn’t believe me. He told me he’s 45! And that he was muscular and that I must be some sexy goddess or something. He was asking me what my cell phone number was and I hanged up on him.

I told my friend about it the next day and we both agreed that this guy wanted to fuck a 14-year-old.

I can’t help it if I have an older sexy seductive voice. That’s why I tend not to answer the phone.

Follow Up

This is a follow up on my last post about the advertisement that a group of white males wanted to post in their school news paper.

The history books should be rewritten because the holocaust never happened.
Why minorities and women get special treatment.
Why doesn’t science acknowledge that being gay is actually a mental disease.

I was thinking about the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad when he came to Columbia University. There was a large group protesting his arrival. Which I think is stupid because no matter how narrow-minded we think a persons beliefs are doesn’t mean we should shut their voice. Maybe it didn’t help that he has doubts of the events that occurred during the holocausts . They can’t change what we know to be true or false. So I was wondering why people were bitching.

During the conference he stated something along the lines of ‘ you have gay people in this country but we don’t have them in Iran’ well technically there was some sort of translation error. There are Homosexuals in Iran but they are executed publicly.

When my teacher from my mascom class asked Would You Run The Ad. Many people agreed that they would run the advertisement but would write an editorial in the news paper perhaps on what they know about this group.

The head of the University should check up on those students who wanted to post that advertisement. It could have been open forum where others could share their ideas? It could be a good debate and they would have to change the format to add a little more information. Did anyone think of that? . If it’s some sort of white supremacist group then action should be taken. That’s what I think.