Stupid People Shouldn’t Have Sex
These stories are suppose to be True but it’s hard to imagine people being that stupid. The following people make Miss South Carolina look like genius.
A 19-year old female was asked why she was in the ER. She said that she and her boyfriend were having sex and the condom came off and she wasn’t able to retrieve it with her fingers. I went to the bathroom and “gagged” myself to vomit but couldn’t vomit it up either.”
So she got a condom stuck in her vagina and tried to vomit it out her mouth. Well at least she has the brains to use protection unlike the next one who doesn’t even know HOW people get pregnant.
A young female came to the ER with lower abdominal pain. During the exam and questioning the female denied being sexually active. The doctor gave her a pregnancy test anyway and it came back positive. The doctor went back to the young female’s room.
Doctor: “The results of your pregnancy test came back positive. Are you sure you’re not sexually active?”
Patient: “Sexually active? No, sir, I just lay there.”
Doctor: “I see. Well, do you know who the father is?”
Patient: “No. Who?”
More than one thing wrong with this conversation No.Who? I guess doctors can now tell who fathered your baby just by looking at you. No, sir, I just lay there. If you don’t know what it means to be a participant then you shouldn’t be getting it on.
I start school tomorrow. So I’m not going to blog as much as I use to. I rather choke on babies then blog about my class schedule and all that boring academic crap. We had an exam and I don’t know if I passed it. I mean I did study many hours and kissed major teachers ass like a million times blah blah blah blah blah
Like I’ve said, I rather choke on babies.
I never laughed so hard this week until I read this entry. It’s so sad how stupid those girls are.
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DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF! What the hell is wrong with these people?
I say forward these ignoramuses to Dr. House!!!
Wow. How dumb was this girl?
Well it’s hard to believe it,but those things you posted have happen.Some ppl dont think sometimes.Anywho rox on and have a good week.
AND I LOVE MIAKA,lol.
That is really a shame! The sad thing is, stories like these ARE true. There really are some airheaded people in this world.
Ugh people are disguisting! I mean, these real people are just sad, they have nothing better to do.
That’s just gross
i don’t know, it sounds like choking on babies can be fun.
but lol at those little snippets of the future of humanity. it’s okay for us to laugh at the destruction of our society, right?
haha… it’s amazing how clueless people can be about their own anatomy. does she think her uterus is part of the digestive system? at 19? o_O
Haha, at least she didn’t try to stick anything else up there to try to grab the condom.
I feel the same.
Blah @ academic stuff.
Boring.
lmao, that was funny. im sure there are retards like that. i can imagine the second female being about as blonde as blonde can get.
Good thing I’m saving myself for marriage!
… the condom got stuck? That’s disgusting.
Lawls. I always talk about academic stuff (when at school) :S
WHAT THE HELL?!
Yeah its great that I’m wayyy long wayyy to when I’m older to doing IT. 
I love 60’s music too. 
Also the 70’s the most. 
is this for real? Stupid. But the thing about sex is that everyone, how stupid, how idiotic, can do it. It’s easy. Just some people don’t understand what sex is all about and stuff. That’s sooooo weird….
hahaha. People shouldn’t have sex if they are just going to abandon the fetus.
Haha, I don’t believe the first nor the second story. Too funny
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Good luck with school!
I’ve already recieved a critique on the font… hmm. Thank you for the suggestions.
Hahahahahahha, omg, that was so funny xD
Aahahhahahaaha I’m in tears ahahaha wow thanks for posting these I needed a laugh baby
LOL @ choke on babies. WOW. but yeah, i don’t dwell too much into academics, it can be rather boring sometimes. shame @ those girls. stupid people should not have sex. i mean seriously, did that second girl miss her health classes? and the first one. that ish is ridiculous, why would the condom travel upward? hellooooo. wow, i thought i was slow sometimes.
I love how stupid people can be sometimes.
There was a thing on the news over here a few years ago about the percentage of accidents that happen around the house. You’d be amazed at the amount of people who end up in hospital with burns from ironing their trousers…WHILE THEY’RE WEARING THEM! The newsreader started to laugh while she was telling the story.
Wow do those girls need to go to planned parenthood or something. I mean, they teach you that shit in school too.
Hahah, wow. If your vagina was part of the digestive system every time you threw up would be…interesting.
Wow! that’s really funny stuff. LOL. That’s really weird to think that by throwing up a condom can c ome out of your mouth.
Good luck on your first day of school.
Oh I felt stupid just reading that, I cant believe the first one. How does a condom fall of just like that anyways?
Wow, some people just need to be taken away from the rest of the general population, for their own safety.
To think, that in 9 months, that second one might be a mother?!
Scary.
Those are true stories? Oy. Stupid people just should not reproduce.
Thank you for promising not to post that school crap. It’s always uninteresting to read through those from site to site.
RE your comment: I’m glad you like the way I decorated my apartment! And thanks for the congrats. =)
True Stories? Yeah. Sure.
It’s Only For The Money Eh.
Puking Up A Condom?
Niceeeee.
O.o
oh my goodness what has the world come to, i swear if these are the type of people who will be in charge of running our future let me die now, how can anyone be that dense, ughh, i start school tomorrow so i share your pain, ahh
wow. what idiots. it’s kind of scary knowing that i’m living with people that dumb.
Wow, for real? I’m kind of glad this doesn’t happen in Sweden, but then you should see how well we’re informed in school….it’s insane. really insane. but when you read those things, I guess it’s good. And yeah, the second one’s such a classic. Have to pity the poor girl
I wonder how she managed during the delivery..?
Holy crap. That can’t be real. o_o Are you sure someone can be that stupid? I mean, stupid is quite common these days, but that stupid? Someone tell me that was a joke. Lol. Just wow. I wanna feel sorry for those girls but I’m not so sure I should. lol
Oh my God. Wow.
I have no words.
There are some pretty stupid people out there…but I guess it is people like that which makes us able to laugh at their stupidity. I am pretty sure that sentence made no sense…
Anyways, I hope you still blog often even though school is starting. I don’t mind when people talk about school, but I understand how annoying it can be when all you read is “Yeah, I am scared if I didn’t pass this test. Oh and _____ was wearing such a hideous colour today!”… You’d be surprised how many blogs I have come across with similar phrases.
That an interesting choice, to go back in time to either the 60s or the 40s. Is there anything particular about those time periods that make you want to live in it?
lol…poor girl
So are you implying that “only smart people have the right to be sluts”?
wow. thats dumb.
jack
Hey! Thanks for clicking the buttons=D I really appreciate it!:) Lol, that was my first and LAST time. I will never do it again!
WOAH! what a dumb girl! I just lay there? lolz!
sorry for late reply! school, ya know? =S
MY GOD! The stupidity! Seriously. Some people are so stupid, I’m suprised they don’t get extinct.
When I read your title, I actually thought of Paris Hilton. I read earlier today she wants to have babies. That’s also a scary thought.
I like your blog because it is different than most out there. But there are some of us who do like that boring academic crap.
OK, but see if you think about it, stupid people shouldn’t have sex with BRIGHT people either. We want the GOOD genes to circulate — c’mon now, natural selection and whatnot! LOL You’ve provided my amusement for the day though =)
Those are pretty funny! But also a bit sad…They would make good advocates as to why sex ed in school is a good thing.
LMAO!!!! I was laughing at those fools. x)
WTF!LMAO!ROFL